NOT. DEAD.
Do you see a problem with this?
HE'S NOT BLOODY DEAD, THAT'S THE PROBLEM YOU LOT OF IDIOTS.
This is stupid. This is so spectacularly stupid that I've decided that essential "house arrest" be damned. You're all getting the most scathing report I can manage once I get back. I'm not going to have this on MY head because not ONE OF YOU CAN MANAGE ONE. FUCKING. KILL.
This would be tossin' hilarious if it wasn't so god damn pathetic.
Let's have good ol' "Joseph" put on a good show then, hm?
