Pursuant to the aforementioned feline; no ill intentions are held towards the cat. This is a Domestic Feline, not an Irregular. We are not Knight Squad.
Observations follow:
[20:23:17] Cat has been removed from the second floor lavatory.[20:47:03] The second floor lavatory is now available for use.[21:16:29] Cat currently resides in the kitchen. Permanence of this arrangement is Questionable.[05:27:52] Lost track of Cat. Cat refuses to remain Contained within the kitchen.[05:38:23] Cat located behind bar. Cat re-located to kitchen.[05:41:44] Investigated: unclear as to what method of egress the Cat is using. All kitchen doors were Secured.[05:53:38] Lost track of Cat.[06:35:20] Third Parties seem to have been releasing the Cat from the kitchen.[06:47:23] Believe Fiametta or Janitor responsible for release of Cat.[06:56:51] Suspicions lack concrete proof. Observed Cat Investigating stairwell.[07:01:19] Cat has taken up residence near Nat's quarters.[07:04:33] Apprehension of Cat deemed Unwise. Cat remains unharmed.[07:32:58] Lost track of Cat.[12:03:19] Cat rediscovered within the interior of grand piano. Unknown as to how Cat came to be located inside of the grand piano. Lid was closed upon earlier inspection.[12:11:26] Believe "Joseph" may be responsible for Cat being lodged inside of grand piano.[12:32:46] Cat refuses to approach the third floor of the Cafe Loop. Do not blame him[12:40:11] Observed cat learning to open doors.[13:09:32] I have named the cat Hamish.
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Cats are overrated.
ReplyDeleteAnd a hassle.
Delete-Trips
Well, of course, Photo, the fuck were you expecting? Cats never stay where they're supposed to.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think you and Ronin had never fucking seen one before. I guess you're even more retarded than you look.
Used to barn cats.
DeleteI find this post oddly adorable.
ReplyDeleteGood to see that between cold blooded murder of little kids and twisted "competitions", you have time to blog about a cat.
ReplyDeleteA. CAT.
Does anyone else see a motherfucking problem with this?
Efficient use of time tends to leave excess.
DeleteI don't see a problem at all. I say it's nice to have a little breather between all the murder.
DeleteYou gotta' enjoy the little things.
Not really.
DeleteCats teleport. Duh.
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