So, someone has to update this shit with how things've been going down since Knight Squad bit it, and I guess I drew the fucking short straw or something, because it's my damn turn. Though at least for you lot's sake it isn't fucking Photo again, dumbass barely speaks English anymore, he's so damn mechanical.
It's been quiet, mostly. The boss is fucking running around trying to deal with this Moriarty douchefuck-though how bad can he be? He's a fucking man. A gay man. So presumably he likes fucking. Worse, maybe he's got a fucking boyfriend or something. I dunno, but he's gotta be a lame motherfucker. The boss' dumbass tendancy to romance aside, he'll wipe the floor with these fuckers. I don't know why he's so damn worried.
Otherwise? Fia's a whore, Photo's a fucking robot, Ronin's so fucking retarded it's a miracle he's still breathing. Hamish is surprisingly charming, he stays in my room sometimes and all I have to say is that clearly male cats aren't half so bad as fucking human men.
So nice to know that a man is still horrible even if he likes to shtupp other men. For a second there, I thought you might be biased.
ReplyDeleteA man is always fucking awful. Someone who is romantic/sexual is also fucking awful. I don't care who you're fucking, if you're doing it at all, you're fucking weak.
Delete...get a thesaurus for Christ's sake. You've deprived "fucking" of all meaning.
DeleteThat kind of attitude is one that's going to get you bloody killed.
ReplyDeleteBe careful, Nat. Please.
Halfta admire the passion in what are apparently her thoughts though. The rest of you kill wrong. Cold calculations where there should be fire and passion.
DeleteI would make a bestiality joke, but I like living.
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