Friday 11 November 2011

Round One Complete

Moronically simple. But what else would you expect.

All these other idiots on here are just wasting their time with their seduction and trapping. There's only one way to kill a man and that is by ramming your sword through his chest.

The target. Terry Stevens. 24 years old, not yet a Runner, but someone who defied the Man and fortified his house. Boarded up the windows. Barricades in front of the doors. Weak stuff. Pitiful, really. I was chosen to slay him. If it were one of those stupid women they'd've tried using cowardly words and deceptions. Deception is a human concept. The Man is above it. The Man never lies, even to his enemies. So neither will I.

I slit a man's throat, stole his car, and rammed it through the target's house. He had a gun. But at the sight of me he hesitated to pull the trigger. Hesitation is a sign of weakness. He deserved every last bit of pain as my throwing knife embedded itself in his arm. He dropped the gun. I killed him with my blade.

Simple. Efficient. Honorable. Learn something, you dogs.

12 comments:

  1. Oh you're all such kind-hearted souls. No wonder "the Man" loves you so much.

    <3

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  2. ... Oh, and this is why the cleanup squad loves you so much. Fucking moron. I'd prefer to just kill them too, but you're a lot more useful if you stay out of jail, fucktard.
    Men. Why does anyone think they get anything done? Oh right. BECAUSE ALL THE HIGHER UPS ARE MEN.

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  3. If you would take a moment to stop being so bent out of shape about gender and status, you'd be far better at your job.

    Ignore the fools who purport to be our "superiors." We were chosen by the Man, and that makes us greater than any normal human. Remember THAT.

    And if the cleanup crew can't keep up, they aren't worth slowing dowe for.

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  4. Such a well disciplined team you have here Joseph.

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  5. At least he took the time to teach them how to actually speak English.

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  6. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, gentlemen.

    In my estimable opinion (which is to say, the only worth anything~), I shall take great pleasure in seeing how you develop, dear Ronin and Nat. It does my heart good to see such focused servants.

    Runners, take notes.

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  7. Brevity is said to be the soul of wit.
    Agree with Sentiment. Long winded tirades Counterproductive.

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  8. http://forthesakeofscience.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/seriously-meme.jpg

    <3

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  9. Your methods need work, but you have great capacity for improvement. Work on that, and you will be a great warrior.

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  10. If anything can be installed backwards, it will.

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  11. You must be an nightmare to keep out of the news.

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