Tuesday, 31 January 2012

it is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence (alternatively, a scandal in bohemia)

Considering all the evidence points towards all of you being incredibly incompetent. Do you know the target's status?

NOT. DEAD.

Do you see a problem with this?

HE'S NOT BLOODY DEAD, THAT'S THE PROBLEM YOU LOT OF IDIOTS.

This is stupid. This is so spectacularly stupid that I've decided that essential "house arrest" be damned. You're all getting the most scathing report I can manage once I get back. I'm not going to have this on MY head because not ONE OF YOU CAN MANAGE ONE. FUCKING. KILL.

This would be tossin' hilarious if it wasn't so god damn pathetic

Let's have good ol' "Joseph" put on a good show then, hm?

8 comments:

  1. You DARE? Stay where you are, knave, I shall bisect you for staining my honor with your filthy garbage words! The target was slain by MY HAND and MY HAND alone!

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  2. I assure you, he was quite dead when I was done with him, whatever this idiot Ronin seems to think.

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  3. ...Wait. No. Hold up, stop, this is stupid. What the hell are you guys even on?

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  4. It is possible that the Anomaly simply refuses to be Disposed Of. Course of action Not Recommended.

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  5. ...You guys ACTUALLY tried to off Omeggy?

    Ahahahaha oh my god you guys are such losers ahahahahaaha

    Ahem. Prior research may be of use to you next time, fellows. Good hunting.

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  6. Yes, this is a surpriseing turn of events. I sure didn't see this one coming. In fact anybody who has prior knowledge of Omega is surely stunned he is somehow still alive. It's not as though you are all the lastest in a long line of people who have already successfully killed him only to find that he was, in fact, not dead after all.

    Do research next time.

    See you around
    -Cage

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  7. I'm vaguely excited to see how Joseph tries to kill him.

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